We don't suggest you sing this August song at dinner. At least not if you don't want people to yell at you. If you like people to yell and get sick, sing it at the top of your lungs, and repeat it extra times. It is great for doing cat conga-lines, too.

"Da Fern with De Tunafish"

(to the tune of "De Lime In De Coconut" by Harry Nilsson)

Bubba got some tunafish, he had a bit to spare.
Toogie had a fern, he traded for a share.
They put the fern with the tuna fish and ate them both up (repeat 3X)
They put the fern with the tuna fish and called the vet and woke him up
to say "Doctor! Is there nothing we can take?"
We say "Doctor! To relieve this belly ache?"
"Doctor! Is there nothing we can take?"
We say "Doctor! To relieve this belly ache?"


Now let me get this straight...
You put the fern with the tunafish and ate them both up (repeat 3X)
You put the fern with the tunafish and called the vet and woke him up
to say "Doctor! Is there nothing we can take?" You say "Doctor! To relieve this belly ache?"
"Doctor! Is there nothing we can take?" You say "Doctor! To relieve this belly ache?"


I'll tell you what to do
You eat the fern with the tunafish and throw them up together
Puke the fern with the tunafish and then you feel better
You eat the fern with the tunafish and throw them up together
Puke the fern with the tunafish and call me in the morning.


You're such a silly kitty!
You eat the fern with the tunafish and throw them both up, (repeat for a long time)
You eat the fern with the tunafish and leave them on the rug!

 

Check out Toogie's Songbook for last month.

July: "This Couch is My Couch" and "Arise Hungry Cats (The Can of Tuna Has Arrived)"

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